Here are the steps:
1.First install Visual Studio (C++) 2005. Install Service Pack 1 (VS80sp1-KB926601-X86-ENU.exe).
2. Install QT open source and add to path (To do this right-click on My Computer and go to properties,
in the dialog click on the Advanced tag and within click on the Environment Variables. In the User variables for x list box click on Path and Edit to add the following directories: C:\Qt\4.4.0\bin;)
3. Open the command prompt installed with MSVC 2005 (Program->Microsoft Visual Studio 2005->Visual Studio Tools->Visual Studio 2005 command prompt) and configure QT by going into the root directory C:\Qt\4.4.0 and running configure.exe to setup QT for VS 2005 by running the command "configure -platform win32-msvc2005" (this can take up to an hour to run)
4. Once it has finished successfully then from the same directory path run the command "nmake" and this will also take several hours.
5. Install a Python for windows package. I used the excellent Enthought Python distribution as it contains matplotlib
5. Download the windows source of sip from http://www.riverbankcomputing.co.uk/software/sip/download and build following the instructions but use nmake from inside the MSVC 2005 cmd prompt instead of make. The binaries are built with MSVC 2008 on the site so you can't use this as you'll run in to dll problems.
6. Do the same thing for PyQt4 by downloading it from http://www.riverbankcomputing.co.uk/software/pyqt/download
7. Find a PyQt4 program and see if it works. I used embedding_in_qt4.py from matplotlib. Just double click it after downloading it.
8. Download and install py2exe. I used the Windows binary version.
9. create a setpy.py and put in the same directory as the PyQt4 app. I used the one below, it was borrowed from a website but I can't remember where. I ended up putting it in c:\temp\embqt4\ as I'm not sure if it can handle long file names or names with spaces.
10. run python setup.py py2exe
11. go in to the dist directory and run the .exe file in there
12. get excitied as it runs
Setup.py
# Used successfully in Python2.5 with matplotlib 0.91.2 and PyQt4 (and Qt 4.3.3)
from distutils.core import setup
import py2exe
# We need to import the glob module to search for all files.
import glob
# We need to exclude matplotlib backends not being used by this executable. You may find
# that you need different excludes to create a working executable with your chosen backend.
# We also need to include include various numerix libraries that the other functions call.
opts = {
#'py2exe': { "includes" : ["sip", "PyQt4._qt", "matplotlib.backends", "matplotlib.backends.backend_qt4agg",
'py2exe': { "includes" : ["sip", "PyQt4.Qt", "matplotlib.backends", "matplotlib.backends.backend_qt4agg",
"matplotlib.figure","pylab", "numpy", "matplotlib.numerix.fft",
"matplotlib.numerix.linear_algebra", "matplotlib.numerix.random_array",
"matplotlib.backends.backend_tkagg"],
'excludes': ['_gtkagg', '_tkagg', '_agg2', '_cairo', '_cocoaagg',
'_fltkagg', '_gtk', '_gtkcairo', ],
'dll_excludes': ['libgdk-win32-2.0-0.dll',
'libgobject-2.0-0.dll']
}
}
# Save matplotlib-data to mpl-data ( It is located in the matplotlib\mpl-data
# folder and the compiled programs will look for it in \mpl-data
# note: using matplotlib.get_mpldata_info
data_files = [(r'mpl-data', glob.glob(r'C:\Python25\Lib\site-packages\matplotlib\mpl-data\*.*')),
# Because matplotlibrc does not have an extension, glob does not find it (at least I think that's why)
# So add it manually here:
#(r'mpl-data', [r'C:\Python25\Lib\site-packages\matplotlib\mpl-data\matplotlibrc']),
(r'mpl-data\images',glob.glob(r'C:\Python25\Lib\site-packages\matplotlib\mpl-data\images\*.*')),
(r'mpl-data\fonts',glob.glob(r'C:\Python25\Lib\site-packages\matplotlib\mpl-data\fonts\*.*'))]
# for console program use 'console = [{"script" : "scriptname.py"}]
setup(windows=[{"script" : "embqt4.py"}], options=opts, data_files=data_files)
Friday, 12 December 2008
Friday, 5 December 2008
Editor for windows - Notepad++
Notepad++ is a free (as in "free speech" and also as in "free beer") source code editor and Notepad replacement that supports several languages. Running in the MS Windows environment, its use is governed by GPL Licence.
Based on a powerful editing component Scintilla, Notepad++ is written in C++ and uses pure Win32 API and STL which ensures a higher execution speed and smaller program size.
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
Tuesday, 18 November 2008
MALLOC_PERTURB_
http://udrepper.livejournal.com/11429.html
MALLOC_PERTURB_
Seems like the number of people who know this feature is still almost zero. Well, RH developers know it and we have some who use it all the time on development machines. Basically, setting this environment variable causes the malloc functions in libc to return memory which has been wiped and clear memory when it is returned. Of course this does not affect calloc which always does clear the memory.
The reason for this exercise is, of course, to f ind code which uses memory returned by malloc without initializing it and code which uses code after it is freed. valgrind can do this but it's costly to run. The MALLOC_PERTURB_ exchanges the ability to detect problems in 100% of the cases with speed.
The byte value used to initialize values returned by malloc is the byte value of the environment value. The value used to clear memory is the bitwise inverse. Setting MALLOC_PERTURB_ ti zero disables the feature.
This technique can find hard to detect bugs. It is therefore suggested to always use this flag (at least temporarily) when testing out code or a new distribution. That's a hint for all the brave souls testing FC6t1.
MALLOC_PERTURB_
Seems like the number of people who know this feature is still almost zero. Well, RH developers know it and we have some who use it all the time on development machines. Basically, setting this environment variable causes the malloc functions in libc to return memory which has been wiped and clear memory when it is returned. Of course this does not affect calloc which always does clear the memory.
The reason for this exercise is, of course, to f ind code which uses memory returned by malloc without initializing it and code which uses code after it is freed. valgrind can do this but it's costly to run. The MALLOC_PERTURB_ exchanges the ability to detect problems in 100% of the cases with speed.
The byte value used to initialize values returned by malloc is the byte value of the environment value. The value used to clear memory is the bitwise inverse. Setting MALLOC_PERTURB_ ti zero disables the feature.
This technique can find hard to detect bugs. It is therefore suggested to always use this flag (at least temporarily) when testing out code or a new distribution. That's a hint for all the brave souls testing FC6t1.
Friday, 14 November 2008
Thursday, 6 November 2008
Evolved creatures
http://www.karlsims.com/evolved-virtual-creatures.html
Evolved Virtual Creatures
1994
This video shows results from a research project involving simulated Darwinian evolutions of virtual block creatures. A population of several hundred creatures is created within a supercomputer, and each creature is tested for their ability to perform a given task, such the ability to swim in a simulated water environment. Those that are most successful survive, and their virtual genes containing coded instructions for their growth, are copied, combined, and mutated to make offspring for a new population. The new creatures are again tested, and some may be improvements on their parents. As this cycle of variation and selection continues, creatures with more and more successful behaviors can emerge.
The creatures shown are results from many independent simulations in which they were selected for swimming, walking, jumping, following, and competing for control of a green cube.
Download movie from the Internet Archive
http://www.archive.org/details/sims_evolved_virtual_creatures_1994
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
Monday, 20 October 2008
Orge 3D
Open source 3D engine
http://www.ogre3d.org/
Graphics books
http://www.ogre3d.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=137
http://www.ogre3d.org/
Graphics books
http://www.ogre3d.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=137
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
Thursday, 18 September 2008
Simpons chalk board gags
Season 1
Season 2
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | October 11, 1990 | I will not encourage others to fly (And during the episode: I will not fake my way through life) | Bart Gets an F |
| 15 | October 18, 1990 | Tar is not a plaything | Simpson and Delilah |
| 16 | October 25, 1990 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror |
| 17 | November 1, 1990 | I will not Xerox my butt (Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 25, 1992 rerun - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'") | Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish |
| 18 | November 8, 1990 | I will not trade pants with others | Dancin' Homer |
| 19 | November 15, 1990 | I am not a 32 year old woman (though at the time, the voice of Bart, Nancy Cartwright, was) | Dead Putting Society |
| 20 | November 22, 1990 | I will not do that thing with my tongue | Bart vs. Thanksgiving |
| 21 | December 6, 1990 | I will not drive the principal's car | Bart the Daredevil |
| 22 | December 20, 1990 | I will not pledge allegiance to Bart | Itchy & Scratchy & Marge |
| 23 | January 10, 1991 | I will not sell school property | Bart Gets Hit by a Car |
| 24 | January 24, 1991 | I will not cut corners (This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.) | One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish |
| 25 | January 31, 1991 | I will not get very far with this attitude | The Way We Was |
| 26 | February 7, 1991 | I will not make flatulent noises in class | Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment |
| 27 | February 14, 1991 | I will not belch the national anthem | Principal Charming |
| 28 | February 21, 1991 | I will not sell land in Florida | Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? |
| 29 | March 7, 1991 | I will not sell school property | Bart's Dog Gets an F |
| 30 | March 28, 1991 | I will not grease the monkey bars | Old Money |
| 31 | April 11, 1991 | I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment | Brush with Greatness |
| 32 | April 25, 1991 | no gag | Lisa's Substitute |
| 33 | May 2, 1991 | I will not do anything bad ever again | The War of the Simpsons |
| 34 | May 9, 1991 | I will not show off (This was written in Blackletter.) | Three Men and a Comic Book |
| 35 | July 11, 1991 | I will not sleep through my education | Blood Feud |
Season 3
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 36 | September 19, 1991 | I am not a dentist | Stark Raving Dad |
| 37 | September 26, 1991 | Spitwads are not free speech | Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington |
| 38 | October 3, 1991 | Nobody likes sunburn slappers | When Flanders Failed |
| 39 | October 10, 1991 | High explosives and school don't mix (And during the episode: I will not bribe Principal Skinner) | Bart the Murderer |
| 40 | October 17, 1991 | I will not squeak chalk (Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.) | Homer Defined |
| 41 | October 24, 1991 | I will finish what I sta (written only once) | Like Father, Like Clown |
| 42 | October 31, 1991 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror II |
| 43 | November 7, 1991 | "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender | Lisa's Pony |
| 44 | November 14, 1991 | I will not fake rabies | Saturdays of Thunder |
| 45 | November 21, 1991 | Underwear should be worn on the inside | Flaming Moe's |
| 46 | December 5, 1991 | The Christmas Pageant does not stink | Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk |
| 47 | December 26, 1991 | I will not torment the emotionally frail | I Married Marge |
| 48 | January 9, 1992 | I will not carve gods | Radio Bart |
| 49 | January 23, 1992 | no gag | Lisa the Greek |
| 50 | February 6, 1992 | I will not spank others | Homer Alone |
| 51 | February 13, 1992 | no gag | Bart the Lover |
| 52 | February 20, 1992 | I will not aim for the head (In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.) | Homer at the Bat |
| 53 | February 27, 1992 | I will not barf unless I'm sick (And during the episode: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty) | Separate Vocations |
| 54 | March 12, 1992 | I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge | Dog of Death |
| 55 | March 26, 1992 | I will not conduct my own fire drills | Colonel Homer |
| 56 | April 9, 1992 | Funny noises are not funny | Black Widower |
| 57 | April 23, 1992 | I will not spin the turtle | The Otto Show |
| 58 | May 7, 1992 | I will not snap bras | Bart's Friend Falls in Love |
| 59 | August 27, 1992 | I will not fake seizures | Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? |
Season 4
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 60 | September 24, 1992 | This punishment is not boring and pointless | Kamp Krusty |
| 61 | October 01, 1992 | My name is not "Dr. Death" | A Streetcar Named Marge |
| 62 | October 08, 1992 | I will not defame New Orleans (This was due to complaints regarding the previous episode's song about New Orleans.) | Homer the Heretic |
| 63 | October 15, 1992 | I will not prescribe medication | Lisa the Beauty Queen |
| 64 | October 29, 1992 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror III |
| 65 | November 03, 1992 | I will not bury the new kid (During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.") | Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie |
| 66 | November 05, 1992 | I will not teach others to fly | Marge Gets a Job |
| 67 | November 12, 1992 | I will not bring sheep to class | New Kid on the Block |
| 68 | November 19, 1992 | A burp is not an answer | Mr. Plow |
| 69 | December 03, 1992 | Teacher is not a leper | Lisa's First Word |
| 70 | December 17, 1992 | Coffee is not for kids (Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.) | Homer's Triple Bypass |
| 71 | January 14, 1993 | I will not eat things for money | Marge vs. the Monorail |
| 72 | January 21, 1993 | I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call | Selma's Choice |
| 73 | February 04, 1993 | The principal's toupée is not a frisbee | Brother from the Same Planet |
| 74 | February 11, 1993 | I will not call the principal "spud head" | I Love Lisa |
| 75 | February 18, 1993 | Goldfish don't bounce | Duffless |
| 76 | March 11, 1993 | Mud is not one of the 4 food groups | Last Exit to Springfield |
| 77 | April 01, 1993 | No one is interested in my underpants | So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show |
| 78 | April 15, 1993 | I will not sell miracle cures | The Front |
| 79 | April 29, 1993 | I will return the seeing-eye dog | Whacking Day |
| 80 | May 06, 1993 | I do not have diplomatic immunity | Marge in Chains |
| 81 | May 13, 1993 | I will not charge admission to the bathroom | Krusty Gets Kancelled |
Season 5
Season 6
Season 7
Season 8
Season 9
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 179 | September 21, 1997 | no gag | The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson |
| 180 | September 28, 1997 | no gag | The Principal and the Pauper |
| 181 | October 19, 1997 | I no longer want my MTV (reference to the lyrics of the Dire Straits song Money for Nothing, and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming) | Lisa's Sax |
| 182 | October 26, 1997 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror VIII |
| 183 | November 02, 1997 | Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story | The Cartridge Family |
| 184 | November 09, 1997 | I did not invent Irish dancing | Bart Star |
| 185 | November 16, 1997 | no gag | The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons |
| 186 | November 23, 1997 | I will not tease Fatty | Lisa the Skeptic |
| 187 | December 07, 1997 | There was no Roman god named "Fartacus" | Realty Bites |
| 188 | December 21, 1997 | Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related | Miracle on Evergreen Terrace |
| 189 | January 04, 1998 | no gag | All Singing, All Dancing |
| 190 | January 11, 1998 | no gag | Bart Carny |
| 191 | February 08, 1998 | Shooting paintballs is not an art form | The Joy of Sect |
| 192 | February 15, 1998 | no gag | Das Bus |
| 193 | February 22, 1998 | Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode Home Away from Homer.) | The Last Temptation of Krust |
| 194 | March 01, 1998 | Silly string is not a nasal spray | Dumbbell Indemnity |
| 195 | March 08, 1998 | no gag | Lisa the Simpson |
| 196 | March 22, 1998 | I was told not to do this | This Little Wiggy |
| 197 | March 29, 1998 | My butt does not deserve a website (a possible reference to the popular internet joke Goatse.cx) | Simpson Tide |
| 198 | April 05, 1998 | I will not demand what I'm worth (This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.) | The Trouble With Trillions |
| 199 | April 19, 1998 | no gag | Girly Edition |
| 200 | April 26, 1998 | I will not mess with the opening credits (This was actually the couch gag for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.) | Trash of the Titans |
| 201 | May 03, 1998 | no gag | King of the Hill |
| 202 | May 10, 1998 | I am not the new Dalai Lama | Lost Our Lisa |
| 203 | May 17, 1998 | I was not the inspiration for "Kramer" (This episode aired three days after the last episode of "Seinfeld".) | Natural Born Kissers |
Season 10
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 204 | August 23, 1998 | no gag | Lard of the Dance |
| 205 | September 20, 1998 | I will not file frivolous lawsuits | The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace |
| 206 | September 27, 1998 | no gag | Bart the Mother |
| 207 | October 25, 1998 | The Simpsons Halloween Special IX (This is written in blood with a paintbrush.) | Treehouse of Horror IX |
| 208 | November 08, 1998 | "butt.com" is not my E-mail address (This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website - a porn site. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.) | When You Dish upon a Star |
| 209 | November 15, 1998 | No one cares what my definition of "is" is | D'oh-in in the Wind |
| 210 | November 22, 1998 | I will not scream for ice cream | Lisa Gets an "A" |
| 211 | December 06, 1998 | I am not a licensed hairstylist | Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" |
| 212 | December 20, 1998 | "The President did it" is not an excuse (This aired a day after Bill Clinton was impeached) | Mayored to the Mob |
| 213 | January 10, 1999 | My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld | Viva Ned Flanders |
| 214 | January 17, 1999 | Sherri does not "got back" | Wild Barts Can't Be Broken |
| 215 | January 31, 1999 | I will not do "the dirty bird" (This episode aired the night of Super Bowl XXXIII, in which the Atlanta Falcons, for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.) | Sunday, Cruddy Sunday |
| 216 | February 07, 1999 | No one cares about my sciatica | Homer to the Max |
| 217 | February 14, 1999 | Hillbillies are people too | I'm with Cupid |
| 218 | February 21, 1999 | Grammar is not a time of waste | Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" |
| 219 | February 28, 1999 | I do not have diplomatic immunity (Taken from 9F20) | Make Room for Lisa |
| 220 | March 28, 1999 | It does not suck to be you (A reference to a Prozzäk song) | Maximum Homerdrive |
| 221 | April 04, 1999 | I cannot absolve sins (And during Lisa's dream in the episode: I will not deface using hieroglyphics where possible) | Simpsons Bible Stories |
| 222 | April 11, 1999 | A trained ape could not teach gym | Mom and Pop Art |
| 223 | April 25, 1999 | Loose teeth don't need my help | The Old Man and the "C" Student |
| 224 | May 02, 1999 | I have neither been there nor done that | Monty Can't Buy Me Love |
| 225 | May 09, 1999 | No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01) | They Saved Lisa's Brain |
| 226 | May 16, 1999 | I'm so very tired (At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.) | Thirty Minutes over Tokyo |
Season 11
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 227 | September 26, 1999 | Fridays are not "pants optional" (In Australia, Hamish and Andy (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.) | Beyond Blunderdome |
| 228 | October 03, 1999 | Pork is not a verb (the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with") | Brother's Little Helper |
| 229 | October 24, 1999 | I am not the last Don (Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred Joe Mantegna, voice of recurring Simpsons character Fat Tony) | Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? |
| 230 | October 31, 1999 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror X |
| 231 | November 07, 1999 | I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize | E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) |
| 232 | November 14, 1999 | I won't not use no double negatives (since three negatives are used, the sentence is true) | Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder |
| 233 | November 21, 1999 | Indian burns are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05) | Eight Misbehavin' |
| 234 | November 28, 1999 | I can't see dead people (This is a reference to The Sixth Sense) | Take My Wife, Sleaze |
| 235 | December 19, 1999 | I will not sell my kidney on eBay (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs) | Grift of the Magi |
| 236 | January 9, 2000 | I will not create art from dung | Little Big Mom |
| 237 | January 16, 2000 | I will stop phoning it in | Faith Off |
| 238 | January 23, 2000 | Class clown is not a paid position | The Mansion Family |
| 239 | February 06, 2000 | Substitute teachers are not scabs | Saddlesore Galactica |
| 240 | February 13, 2000 | My suspension was not mutual | Alone Again, Natura-Diddily |
| 241 | February 20, 2000 | A belch is not an oral report | Missionary: Impossible |
| 242 | February 27, 2000 | Dodgeball stops at the gym door | Pygmoelian |
| 243 | March 19, 2000 | Non-flammable is not a challenge | Bart to the Future |
| 244 | April 09, 2000 | I was not touched "there" by an angel | Days of Wine and D'oh'ses |
| 245 | April 30, 2000 | I am not here on a fartball scholarship | Kill the Alligator and Run |
| 246 | May 07, 2000 | I will not dance on anyone's grave | Last Tap Dance in Springfield |
| 247 | May 14, 2000 | I cannot hire a substitute student | It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge |
| 248 | May 21, 2000 | "I will not obey the voices in my head" | Behind the Laughter |
Season 12
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 249 | November 01, 2000 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XI |
| 250 | November 05, 2000 | I will not plant subliminal messagores (aired two days before the 2000 U.S. presidential election) | A Tale of Two Springfields |
| 251 | November 12, 2000 | I will not surprise the incontinent | Insane Clown Poppy |
| 252 | November 19, 2000 | I am not the acting president (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election) | Lisa the Tree Hugger |
| 253 | November 26, 2000 | I was not the sixth Beatle | Homer vs. Dignity |
| 254 | December 03, 2000 | I will only provide a urine sample when asked | The Computer Wore Menace Shoes |
| 255 | December 10, 2000 | The nurse is not dealing | The Great Money Caper |
| 256 | December 17, 2000 | Science class should not end in tragedy (During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus") | Skinner's Sense of Snow |
| 257 | January 07, 2001 | Network TV is not dead | HOMR |
| 258 | January 14, 2001 | I will not "let the dogs out" (reference a song made popular by the Baha Men) | Pokey Mom |
| 259 | February 04, 2001 | I will not hide the teacher's medication | Worst Episode Ever |
| 260 | February 11, 2001 | I will not publish the principal's credit report | Tennis the Menace |
| 261 | February 18, 2001 | The hamster did not have a "full life" | Day of the Jackanapes |
| 262 | February 25, 2001 | I will not buy a presidential pardon (This refers to the Bill Clinton pardons controversy, involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.) | New Kids on the Blecch |
| 263 | March 04, 2001 | "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap | Hungry, Hungry Homer |
| 264 | March 11, 2001 | I will not scare the vice president (a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition) | Bye Bye Nerdie |
| 265 | April 01, 2001 | I will not flush evidence | Simpson Safari |
| 266 | April 29, 2001 | Fire is not the cleanser | Trilogy of Error |
| 267 | May 06, 2001 | Genetics is not an excuse | I'm Goin' to Praiseland |
| 268 | May 13, 2001 | Today is not Mothra's Day (This episode aired on Mother's Day.) | Children of a Lesser Clod |
| 269 | May 20, 2001 | I should not be twenty-one by now (Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.) | Simpsons Tall Tales |
Season 13
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 270 | November 06, 2001 | no gag | Treehouse of Horror XII |
| 271 | November 11, 2001 | Nobody reads these anymore | The Parent Rap |
| 272 | November 18, 2001 | A burp in a jar is not a science project | Homer the Moe |
| 273 | December 02, 2001 | Fun does not have a size | A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love |
| 274 | December 09, 2001 | I am not Charlie Brown on acid (reference to how critics described "South Park") | The Blunder Years |
| 275 | December 16, 2001 | I do not have a cereal named after me (In fact, he did: "Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch". In the UK they released "Bart Simpson's No Problem-os) | She of Little Faith |
| 276 | January 06, 2002 | no gag | Brawl in the Family |
| 277 | January 20, 2002 | no gag | Sweets and Sour Marge |
| 278 | January 27, 2002 | no gag | Jaws Wired Shut |
| 279 | February 10, 2002 | I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers (A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.) | Half-Decent Proposal |
| 280 | February 17, 2002 | The Giving Tree is not a chump | The Bart Wants What It Wants |
| 281 | February 24, 2002 | Making Milhouse cry is not a science project | The Lastest Gun in the West |
| 282 | March 10, 2002 | no gag | The Old Man and the Key |
| 283 | March 17, 2002 | Vampire is not a career choice | Tales from the Public Domain |
| 284 | March 31, 2002 | no gag | Blame It on Lisa |
| 285 | April 07, 2002 | no gag | Weekend at Burnsie's |
| 286 | April 21, 2002 | no gag | Gump Roast |
| 287 | April 28, 2002 | no gag | I Am Furious Yellow |
| 288 | May 05, 2002 | I will never lie about being cancelled again (a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season) | The Sweetest Apu |
| 289 | May 12, 2002 | no gag | Little Girl in the Big Ten |
| 290 | May 19, 2002 | no gag | The Frying Game |
| 291 | May 22, 2002 | no gag | Papa's Got a Brand New Badge |
Season 14
Season 15
Season 16
Season 17
Season 18
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 379 | September 10, 2006 | no gag | "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" |
| 380 | September 17, 2006 | no gag | "Jazzy and the Pussycats" |
| 381 | September 24, 2006 | no gag (But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy) | "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em" |
| 382 | November 5, 2006 | no gag | "Treehouse of Horror XVII" |
| 383 | November 12, 2006 | We are not all naked under our clothes | "G.I. D'oh" |
| 384 | November 19, 2006 | no gag | "Moe'N'a Lisa" |
| 385 | November 26, 2006 | no gag | "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)" |
| 386 | December 10, 2006 | no gag | "The Haw-Hawed Couple" |
| 387 | December 17, 2006 | Frankincense is not a monster | "Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2" |
| 388 | January 7, 2007 | no gag | "The Wife Aquatic" |
| 389 | January 28, 2007 | no gag | "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times" |
| 390 | February 11, 2007 | no gag (But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers") | "Little Big Girl" |
| 391 | February 18, 2007 | no gag | "Springfield Up" |
| 392 | March 4, 2007 | no gag | "Yokel Chords" |
| 393 | March 11, 2007 | no gag | "Rome-old and Juli-eh" |
| 394 | March 25, 2007 | Global Warming did not eat my homework | "Homerazzi" |
| 395 | April 22, 2007 | no gag | "Marge Gamer" |
| 396 | April 29, 2007 | no gag | "The Boys of Bummer" |
| 397 | May 6, 2007 | I will not look up how much teacher makes | "Crook and Ladder" |
| 398 | May 13, 2007 | Pearls are not oyster barf | "Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot" |
| 399 | May 20, 2007 | no gag (special 24-style opening) | "24 Minutes" |
| 400 | May 20, 2007 | no gag (normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the Tracy Ullman Show Simpsons short "Family Portrait") | "You Kent Always Say What You Want" |
Season 19
The Simpsons Movie
| # | Airdate | Gag | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | July 27, 2007 | I will not illegally download this movie |
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